Bring the Kink Dispenser to your event.
Where will the machine be next?
Upcoming appearances will be announced here and through our official social channels, along with the cause each event has selected.
Follow the machine. It has apparently developed a travel schedule.
We don’t just show up
The Kink Dispenser doesn’t simply appear in your vendor hall like a sexually adventurous cryptid.
We set up only with organizer approval and work within your event’s rules, space, audience, and vibe. We are interested in Kink, Leather, fetish, LGBTQIA+, sex worker, educational, and adjacent community events where the machine would add to the experience.
The basic arrangement is simple. You provide the people, we provide the machine, the machine provides the dopamine, and a good cause gets the money.
The money collected, minus credit-card processing fees, goes to whatever cause your event picks. Your event, your cause. See how the money works.
Fundraising without stopping the party
The Kink Dispenser adds an interactive fundraising element without requiring attendees to sit through a raffle drawing or silently evaluate a gift basket containing three candles and a bottle of wine.
People get a Kink, compare prizes, trade, meet someone, and support the event’s selected cause. The machine does the dispensing while Master Malcolm, slave molotov, and the Ball Handlers help with the parts that require opposable thumbs.
Tell us about your event
Contact us with the event’s name, location, dates, approximate attendance, audience, and the cause you would like to support. Include any important venue requirements. We will go from there.